Only a few more days... I'm just glad I've actually kept at the writing (even if I did only because my kids would be disappointed otherwise):
I'm the present nobody wants
The heavy concoction of
And nutted fruits
Solid enough to be a doorstop
Ugly enough to make one gag
(Before one even takes a taste)
Able to last from one holiday to the next
What am I?
I'm betting my kids won't get this. I've never made one of these, and I never will. Thankfully, I haven't been given one in years.