If I were...

Writer Lady found a meme that seemed more fun than most... and you can check hers out from the link above. Here's mine, and if you want to do this exercise, too, feel free!

If I were . . .

If I were a month I’d be March.

If I were a day I’d be Monday.

If I were a time of day I’d be 6:30 a.m.

If I were a font I’d be Edwardian Script.

If I were a sea animal I’d be a narwhale.

If I were a direction I’d be northwest

If I were a piece of furniture I’d be an antique piano missing a few ivories.

If I were a liquid I’d be a warm chai latte.

If I were a gemstone I’d be a diamond.

If I were a tree I’d be a quaking aspen.

If I were a tool I’d be a pocket knife will all the trimmings.

If I were a flower I’d be a lily of the valley.

If I were an element of weather I’d be a thunderstorm.

If I were a musical instrument I’d be a piano (amazing how that works for two categories.)

If I were a color I’d be pale blue.

If I were an emotion I’d be enthusiasm.

If I were a fruit I’d be a raspberry.

If I were a sound I’d be laughter.

If I were an element I’d be oxygen.

If I were a car I’d be a sporty Volkswagon Beetle.

If I were a food I’d be German Pancakes (you'll have to ask me about this one--yummy!).

If I were a place I’d be a garden.

If I were material I’d be velvet.

If I were a taste I’d be buttery.

If I were a scent I’d smell like clean clothing.

If I were a body part I’d be a hand.

If I were a song I’d be Oh, What a Beautiful Morning!

If I were a bird I’d be a nightingale.

If I were a gift I’d be a book.

If I were a city I’d be Eureka, CA.

If I were a door I’d be solid, and inset with a stained-glass window.

If I were a pair of shoes I’d be running shoes with gel insoles.

If I were a poem I’d be a sonnet.

I'm not sure what this even says about me, but it was so much fun to do! A nice break from thinking too much. Now it's back to writing my play!