Cheer up and have fun, Cheryl. You may not be able
to resist temptation today, so why fight the urge?
Going with the flow will lead you most likely into a
place of laugher and merriment. There is nothing
wrong with being a bit selfish once in a while. Feel
free to indulge. Your sensitive, outer-worldly personality
will find comfort in a decedent meal by candlelight.
Romance is your ticket to pleasure.
While I won't expound on the accuracy of the reading today (do I ever try to judge whether astrology is accurate?), I was pretty upset by the errors. I adore "going with the flow"--I've had Taoist leanings for about ten years now--but why in the world would I want "laugher"? What the hell is that, anyway?
And since when is decadent spelled "decedent"? Does the astrologer mean "decent"? That might fit better, given that I have two kids to share dinner with, I'm trying to lose a few pounds, and my husband will be coming home late from a meeting south of Seattle today. I'd be happy with a decent meal, honestly. It might even suit me better than a decadent one.
But it isn't just an astrologer who can't seem to handle the English language. Yesterday, an AP article about the shooting near Columbine had at least two grammatical errors. A blog this morning about the speed skating issues (involving the Koreans) ended in this way:
They may have backed into bronze, but as the fourth-best relay
team in the world. Don't say it wasn't earned.
Please don't ask me what's wrong with this. It should look like this:
They may have backed into bronze, but as the fourth-best relay
team in the world, don't say the medal wasn't earned.
Am I irate because I've been grading too many student papers lately? No. I'm upset because whoever is writing these articles is doing this for money--these people are PROFESSIONAL WRITERS--and their stuff is published with obvious disregard for editing.
Enough of my ranting. I'm off to mark up the newspaper with a red pen.
