tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-347002624328577997.post1381667031471117854..comments2023-10-29T04:39:08.157-07:00Comments on Creative Arts Anonymous: Mini-VacationDr. Cheryl Carvajalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15323455180953109460noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-347002624328577997.post-67795838629761259992009-07-11T12:58:56.379-07:002009-07-11T12:58:56.379-07:00See, my staycations aren't peaceful at all.
S...See, my staycations aren't peaceful at all.<br /><br />See, I'm on site, sitting innocuously in a meeting when all of the sudden half a dozen bad guys bust in waving automatic weapons. We're hearded to one corner and they threaten to kill one of the folks in there who won't behave. <br /><br />So, I have to pretend to be hysterical (easy to convince these guys because many believe the fat=stupid stereotype) to distract them. As I fake a faint, I get close enough to two of them to whip out my totally unexpected ninja skills and incapacitate both of them, snatching a knife from the vest of one as he goes down and taking out the next to last one with a shot in the eye. <br /><br />I stand face to face with the last guy, each of us holding an automatic weapon. I remind the last guy that I took out three when I was basically unarmed so the odds don't look good for him, particularly because, if he kills me, there are 20-odd ex-military men behind him that can take him out with their bare hands and will. He won't be able to kill them all. The others inch forward menacingly.<br /><br />The terrorist gives up and throws his gun on the floor. Only as he's being slammed to the ground by one of the other meeting attendants do I hand my gun to someone else, telling them I hope they know how to use the safety because I know nothing about guns.<br /><br />I am so weird.Stephanie Barrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17772217449161603561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-347002624328577997.post-53777399447000061442009-07-09T11:21:02.623-07:002009-07-09T11:21:02.623-07:00I read this, but I've got work to do for work....I read this, but I've got work to do for work. I'll have to have a mini staycation in a bit. Mine will undoubtedly be different though.Stephanie Barrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17772217449161603561noreply@blogger.com